The cake is a lie!

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My dad bak.e.. no sorry that would never happen. My mum baked us a cake. Omnomnom! :D Proud of herself she was, but then o.o The telephone rang and mum took it. Now the cake was helpless! D: Mum didn't quite follow what was going on around her, phones has that effect on humans, maybe dolphins too, I don't know.

Clearly you could see mischief in my eyes. Something wild and unstoppable. I encouraged my dad to take a slice of the cake, not in a normal way of course. Would be too boring ;) 

You just got owned!

"Sånn me lige d!" 

= As we like it!   

  

Lamaspytt Solfrid!